Today is Wednesday and I'm in a pretty good mood. And good moods make me wanna talk about things I like. So here's my top 10 (in no particular order).
1.) The fall - There's pretty much no better time of the year in Ohio. It's not too hot, not too cold. Most shows worth seeing come during the fall. You can hang outside before being cooped up in the house all winter long. Finally, they start selling Christmas Ale in November.
2.) Breasts - They've always fascinated me since I was a child, and they never run out of variety.
3.) Cheap alcohol - It serves the same purpose as expensive alcohol, and after a few drinks you don't notice the difference. I hate it when someone is "too good" for a certain beverage. You may only refuse if you know you will vomit profusely because there hasn't been recuperation time since the last time you decided to binge drink the aforementioned substance.
4.) Swenson's - Best fast food, hands down.
5.) Friends - Always good for a laugh weather its at your expense or theirs.
6.) Toddlers - Ah, what a great stage to be a human. They are at the age where all conversations can be made humorous and don't know enough to argue with you. If kids stayed that age forever I might consider having more.
7.) Girl fights - They crack me up, it's kind of like watching a retard fight...I mean "handicapped person" fight (sorry) but there's just a better chance you will see way more girl fights and won't feel as bad for laughing.
8.) Finding a new band - There's just something special about the feeling I get when I hear a band for the first time that sounds like nothing I've heard before and makes me want to cum in my pants.
9.) youtube - I could be entertained for hours on end!
10.) Free stuff - come on who doesn't? Unless it's an std or a black eye or a roofied drink, it's free so why not enjoy? Free songs, free food, free furniture, free sex (without stds), and free cars are all things to make anyone a happy camper amirite?
I jack off to good times!
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